Freetopia

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks!
Me: Yea, let me get a grande black with cream and splenda
Barista: $1.98
( I pull up to the drive thru window)
Me: Hey, is it too late to get a pastry?
Barista: What do you want?
Me: One of those...almond scones? No! Toffee bar. Do you have any more of those.
Barista: Yea
(So, I'm now waiting for him to make my coffee and I start pulling out some cash)

(Yelling through the window)
Barista: See, I'm even going to stir it for you. I know you hate it when you order this and you have to mix it yourself.
Me: Yea, that's true, but that's what makes you so great.
Barista: Yea...that and my teeth.
(The barista hands me my almond bar and my coffee)
Barista: Alright, dude
(Starts to close window)
Me: Wait!
Barista: OH YEA, your almond bar! Dave, I need an almond bar! I just had it!
Me: No, I have it already. You never charged me
Barista: Yes, I did. I remember giving you change
Me: No you didn't (Why did I say this?)
Barista:Yea, dude. I did. Did I?
Me: Well...I mean, I can drive off right now.
Barista: I don't remember. I'm so confused
Me: Is is too much coffee or too little coffee?
Barista: A little bit of both. You know what, don't worry about it, dude. HAve a good one
Me: Thanks, man! (...gone in 60 seconds!)

Trust Me, I'll Cut The Beard Off Today

I'm done editing for the night (4:35am) and I wanted to play around with Black and White a bit. I may use this as a new profile shot, but I dunno which website yet.

Friday, April 10, 2009

SAME MIXTAPE!

Other than Mary J. Blige, DJ Clue put The LOX on! Noone was rapping like BAD BOY...They Literally ran hip-hop back then.

chest 2 chest - Lox

THE GREATEST FREESTYLE EVER!!!!

Ok, let me start off by saying that I haven't heard this freestyle since in originally came out around 96'-97'. This was back when there was no napster, so you had to go to an underground record store to get bootleg cd's. Speaking of cd's, we were actually buying bootleg cassettes. DJ Clue was the SHIT back then, so one place we would go to was Mr. Freeze records in Raleigh. DJ Clue would actually shout out Mr. Freeze, too! Anyway, This was originally on DJ Clue's "Show Me The Money" mixtape. This mixtape was also Cam'ron's first appearance. Actually, the next song after this freestyle was Cam'ron's "Confesions". People, I've hunted for YEARS to find this freestyle! Listen to what he is saying. You can't tell me Mase isn't in you're top 10! I shit you not...this is THE GREATEST FREESTYLE EVER!